There was a man and a woman on vacation celebrating 40 years of marriage, when a young newlywed couple asked them how did they make it last so long? The man replied that on their honeymoon they went for a horseback ride on a mountain trail when all of a sudden his wife’s horse slipped and almost fell. His wife looked at the horse and said, “That’s 1”. As they went further alone the horse twitched and she almost fell off so she looked at the horse and said, “That’s 2”. Towards the end of the trail the horse grew tired and slipped again, this time close to the mountain edge!  She got off the horse and said, “That’s 3” and shot him. The man looked at the woman and said, “Why the*&%^^  did you shoot him you crazy %#@( **&^!”  She looked at the man and said, “That’s 1” and they lived happily ever after.

Understand that in life everyone makes mistakes including you and I. Don’t kill people with your icy demeanor or tongue cutting words and brutal actions. Be kind in all that you say and do, and realize that when you mess up you don’t want someone to look at you and say…that’s 1! It makes for a happier life when no one is keeping score. Smile

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